YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!!

Subject: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Thu May 29, 2008 11:20 pm

Yo momma is such a loser, even Tom ain't her friend!

Yo momma is so old, she left her purse on Noah's Ark!

lol!

Number of posts : 39 Registration date : 2008-05-26

Yo momma so poor,she had to sleep on the street!

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Fri May 30, 2008 10:02 am

Yo mama so fat she was a stunt double for Free Willy

**Note: I take offense to all of these jokes. lol Smile

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Sat May 31, 2008 5:12 pm

LOL, chikorita has never been good at yo momma jokes.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits in the movie theater, she sits beside everyone.

Number of posts : 39 Registration date : 2008-05-26

Yo momma so fat, when shes lays on her bed she causes a earthquake!

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:58 pm

Yo mama so fat, she went to Target and missed

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:39 pm

Yo mama so fat, I when I was driving I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.

Number of posts : 21 Registration date : 2008-05-28

Yo mama is so fat, she tripped over Wal-mart and landed on Target.

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:00 pm

Yo mama so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

Number of posts : 21 Registration date : 2008-05-28

You're mama is so greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid.

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:48 pm

Yo momma... is a cable guy! lol

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:05 pm

Yo momma so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:54 pm

LOL XD

Yo momma's house so dirty, you have to brush your feet before you come outside.

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:06 pm

Yo momma so stupid I ask her to buy a color tv and she ask what color!

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yo mama so fat, her nickname was "Lardo"

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:03 am

Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Number of posts : 39 Registration date : 2008-05-26

Yo mama so fat she made an onion cry.

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Fri Jun 06, 2008 4:39 pm

Chikorita, if you are going to copy my jokes, atleast say them right. LOL

Yo momma so musky she made RightGuard go left.

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:38 am

Yo momma so stupid she was born on the fourth of July and can't remember her birthday.

Number of posts : 39 Registration date : 2008-05-26

yo mama so ugly, she put the boogie man outta of business.

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:21 pm

It's so funny, every time Chikorita insults my mom, he is insulting his own mom. lol

Yo momma is so dumb, when she saw an empty school bus, she went "Hey, where's the cream filling?"

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:39 pm

Cover your eyes chikorita. But I just found this one on a website and I have to say it...
Yo mama like a Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:09 am

LOL

Your momma is like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw!

Number of posts : 21 Registration date : 2008-05-28

You're mom is like the village bicycle, everyones had a ride.

Subject: Re: YO MOMMA IS SO...!!!! Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:09 pm

Yo Momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween.